| "I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me" | "running up that hill." | (212) |
| (612) | 169 | 17 |
| 212-Margarita | 40 Bucks | 494 |
| 4 guys on horses | 7 Seconds | A/c |
| A Positive Rage | A Slight Discomfort | A place with lots of lakes |
| A pretty good waitress | Abcessed tooth | Activated charcoal |
| Actresses get slapped | After bar | Against The Wind |
| Agony and ecstasy | Ain't 2 proud 2 beg | Album: Teeth Dreams |
| Alice cooper | Allston | Almost Killed Me |
| Almost killed me (reference) | American Music | Andre cymone |
| April 10 2008 - Minneapolis, MN @ Northrop Auditorium | April 10 2009 - Boulder, CO @ Fox Theater | April 11 2008 - Milwaukee, WI @ Turner Hall Ballroom |
| April 11 2009 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Urban Lounge | April 14 2007 - Berlin, DE @ Knaack | April 15 2009 - Sacramento, CA @ Harlow's |
| April 17 2009 - Indio, CA @ Coachella | April 1 2009 - Buffalo, NY @ The Tralf | April 29 2006 - Medford, MA @ Tufts University |
| April 2 2009 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Calvin College | April 3 2009 - Urbana, IL @ Illini Courtyard Cafe | April 4 2009 - Bloomington, IN @ Jake's |
| April 5 2007 - New York, NY @ Carnegie Hall | April 6, 2009 - St. Louis, MO @ The Gargoyle | April 7 2009 - Iowa City, IA @ The Picador |
| April 8 2009 - Omaha, NE @ The Slowdown | Arms and Hearts | Ascension Blues |
| Ask Her For Adderall | At least in dying you don't have to deal with new wave for a second time | Atlantic City |
| August 14 2008 - Washington DC @ 9:30 Club | August 24 2007 - Leeds, UK @ Leeds Festival | August 25 2007 - Cardiff, UK @ The Point |
| August 28 2007 - Zagreb, HR @ INmusic Festival | August 29 2009 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club | August 30 2009 - Columbia, MD @ Merriweather Post Pavilion, Virgin Mobile FreeFest 2009 |
| August 4 2006 - Milwaukee, WI @ Shank Hall | August 4 2007 - Chicago, IL @ Lollapalooza | August 6 2004 - Milwaukee, WI @ Onopa Brewing Company |
| August 6 2006 - Chicago, IL @ Lollapalooza | August 8 2007 - Brooklyn, NY @ Prospect Park Band Shell | August 8 2008 - Oxford, MS @ Proud Larry's |
| August 9 2008 - Athens, GA @ 40 Watt | B12 | BU |
| Back bay fens | Back scratch choirs | Banging Camp |
| Bar band | Barely Breathing | Barfruit Blues |
| Bay city, michigan | Been caught stealing | Ben Gazzara |
| Beverly hills | Beverly sills | Bible from his bedstand |
| Billy Joel | Black And White | Black and tans |
| Blackened foil | Bless the beasts and the children | Blew red white and blue right into a tissue |
| Bloody mary | Bloody nose | Bloomington |
| Blotto | Blue guy | Bob Cousy |
| Bobby Drake | Bones brigade | Born again |
| Born into every single tune | Born to lose | Born to run |
| Boston | Boston Common | Both Crosses |
| Bougie | Boulder | Bowdoin |
| Boys and Girls in America | Boys and Girls in America: Special Edition | Boys and girls in america (reference) |
| Boys and girls in america have such a sad time together | Breaking bread and giving thanks | Brighton |
| Burning bridges | Butterfly knife | C-c-c-c- |
| Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window? | Canonized | Catholic Boy |
| Cattle and the Creeping Things | Ccd | Cedar-Sinai |
| Cedar Riverside | Certain Songs | Certain songs get scratched right in |
| Chaperone crowned us the king and the queen | Charlemagne | Charlemagne in Sweatpants |
| Charlemagne in Sweatpants (reference) | Cherubim | Cheyenne Sunrise |
| Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night | Chicken strip | Chillout Tent |
| Chips Ahoy! | Chips ahoy | Christ |
| Christian | Cigarettes where there were supposed to be eyes | Cinco de mayo |
| Circuit city | Citadel | Citrus |
| City center | Cityscape skins | Claddagh ring |
| Clairvoyance | Clever kids | Clicks and hisses (Same Kooks) |
| Clicks and hisses (Stuck Between Stations) | Cocaine blues | Columbus |
| Comeback story | Commons | Constructive Summer |
| Crabs | Craig Finn | Cross |
| Crosstown | Crucifixion | Crucifixion Cruise |
| Crust punk | Crystal Court | Crystal meth |
| Curves | Curves & Nerves | Curves and Nerves |
| Cutters | Cutting off all my hair | D4 |
| Damn good dancer | Dancing days | Dancing on the ceiling |
| Dark bacardi | Dazed and confused | December 14 2006 - Albany, NY @ Valentine's |
| December 31 2006 - Chicago, IL @ Back Porch at House of Blues | December 7 2008 - Sheffield, UK @ Leadmill | December 8 2008 - Oxford, UK @ Academy |
| December 9 2008 - Nottingham, UK @ Rock City | Dehydration | Denver |
| Detox | Diamonds in the drain | Dilaudid |
| Distance doesn't equal rate and time | Don't Let Me Explode | Dos cruces |
| Doublewhiskeycokenoice | Downtown Crossing | Drop dead fred |
| Dunk your head | Dyer maker | E.13th |
| ER | East coast | Ecumenical |
| Edina high | Elizabeth shue | Ellen Foley |
| Elliott smith | Every cowboy that got fenced in | Exodus |
| Fairytale of new york | February 08 2007 - Hamburg, GR @ Molotov | February 10 2006 - Tallahassee, FL @ The Beta Bar |
| February 11 2007 - Paris, FR @ Maroquinerie | February 13 2007 - Manchester, UK @ Club Fandango at Club Academy | February 15 2003 - Baltimore, MD @ Talking Head Club |
| February 17 2007 - London, UK @ Borderline | February 18 2007 - London, UK @ Borderline | February 23 2007 - Birmingham, UK @ Academy 2 |
| February 26 2008 - Manchester, UK @ Academy 2 | February 3 2006 - Athens, GA @ Tasty World | February 4 2006 - Atlanta, GA @ The Earl |
| Feminax | First Night | First it makes her feel tall then it makes her feel small |
| First night (reference) | Five alive | Five second delivery |
| Flappers | Flirting with the boys with all her charms | Fog and love and faithless fear |
| For Boston | For that one sweet, fleeting feeling | Fortified wine |
| France ave | Franz Nicolay | Freddy |
| Freddy fresh | Freddy knuckles | Freddy mercury |
| Frenchkiss Records | Frontage roads | GTOs |
| Galen Polivka | Gangster disciples | Gaslines |
| Gena Rowlands | Gideon | Gideon's got a pipe made from a pringles can |
| Gin | Ginger and jack | Girls Like Status |
| Girls gone wild | Girls lifting up their shirts when the cameras come on | Girls with the wrapped up wrists |
| Going on a Hike | Golden gophers | Got the good stuff kids go for |
| Grain belt bridge | Hail Mary, full of grace | Halleluiah |
| Hard Corey | Hard Rock | Hard drugs are for bartenders. i think i might have mentioned that before |
| Hard drugs are for the bartenders | Hardcore | Hare Krishna |
| He put the drugs down the drain | He told him what to celebrate | He was drunk and exhausted but he was critically acclaimed and respected |
| Heaven Is Whenever | Heaven Is a Truck | Heaven Isn't Happening |
| Heaven Tonight | Heaven is the whole of the heart | Heavenly |
| Hennepin | Hey Hey What Can I Do |
